"Go fuck yourself."
I was born under the third sign in the year of our Lord 1986 on rainy midnight in Savannah, GA. I learned how to be an asshole before I could talk and it has served me well through the years. I hold a high regard for rhetoric yet I can’t stand the written form. Putting thoughts into words is very uninspiring and I hope to one day make millions off of this absurd concept. Click the 'Stories' link to find something terrible.